What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.